I was going for a deconstructed cabbage roll. One pound of browned ground beef, half an onion, 2 cans of cabbage, half a jar of tomato sauce, Lawerys and garlic powder to taste. Shit is amazing.

by frybagger69

41 Comments

  1. Eric2900011

    I want some!
    It’s cold here and that would hit perfect!

  2. noetkoett

    Does… does your chili have any… chili in it?

  3. Charirner

    That ain’t chili, and wtf is canned cabbage?

  4. chud_rs

    Today I learned that people buy canned cabbage, the cheapest vegetable by weight. This blows my mind

  5. Candid-Guarantee25

    There is a very similar thing called ‘linyvi holubtsi’ in Ukraine, but it usually has either rice or millets in it. Goes really well with sour cream.

  6. Jonkinch

    Usually when I argue with people about chili if chili is chili, it’s because they put beans in it.

    I’m certain the bean and no bean groups can unite on this one that this is not chili.

  7. Complete_Entry

    Which Lawrys? That’s like saying I sprinkled some Mccormick in there.

    I couldn’t find oregano today, I’m going to get yelled at.

  8. Sun-Much

    I say every time I’m HAF and “cook” something.

  9. heart4thehomestead

    That’s a lazy cabbage rolls, not chili. (Coincidentally lazy cabbage rolls are on the menu here tonight too)

  10. shinyxsparkle

    One does not simply make the best chili ever

  11. frybagger69

    Ok ok, its not chili. Its cabbage and protein slop. Canned cabbage is awesome and tastes great. I do eat fresh vegetables but its cold as shit and i do not feel like going grocery shopping.

  12. Environmental-Age502

    6.

    6 ingredient, ‘not’chili.

  13. OdinDogfather

    Well…. you losted 6 ingredients. Sooooo.

  14. CarmenxXxWaldo

    I read thst as 4am chili and had a bad flashback.

    What you made is definitely more of a cabbage roll concoction but sounds solid despite using canned cabbage what the fuck they cost like 50 cents and will last in your fridge for a month you can just always have one on hand for nothing.

  15. 9765kenv

    My chilli got no chilli too so i cant blame yours (my gf almost cry after eating black pepper) but i have a question about that plate. Is it normal for americans to eat Form paper Plates? I get it if you throw a party and dont want to wash 20 plates but for one Person?

  16. TeeManyMartoonies

    Honestly, it sounds good, I’d try it. No hate from me.

  17. aCrutialConjunction

    Are spices and seasonings not ingredients?

  18. rabidparrots

    I initially read that you put lawyers in it.

  19. FaceMcShootie

    Can we get a ruling on cabbage in chili from the chili police? Sounds awesome

  20. sicastarrrrr

    Sounds delicious! And very farty 😂

  21. LulutoDot

    Add some sour cream to that beeyotch even better

  22. Emergency_Air4575

    The best’? Let’s not pull a muscle.

  23. canolafly

    I used to use cabbage strips as a kind of pasta, but a vegetable. So this sounds great. I’d even throw it in uncooked. I don’t think I could use canned, but it doesn’t seem like a terrible stable goods item.

  24. cattoo_tattoo

    Ngl this has encouraged me to try to make crockpot unstuffed cabbage next week. Never had it but I like the basic ingredients

  25. Traditional-Weird777

    Nothing incredible about someone from the US eating such dogshit and assuring themselves it took way less ingredients than they actually used.

  26. CommonBroccoli

    This Looks like you pooped in a bowl

  27. Alive_Revenue_1058

    i believe cooking without a plan is the best 🤣

  28. Palanki96

    Put it on rice, it’s perfect with this. I have a similar meal but with pork

    But why would you call it chili? It has literally nothing to do with it

  29. NotYetAssigned

    Don’t think it qualifies as chill but it sounds quick, easy, and delicious.

  30. Throwaway61552283

    Honestly, looks better than 90% of posts here

  31. DBSabata

    Bro, slap that shit on a bun and throw some cheese on it. 👌

  32. TR1LLIONAIRE_

    You are awesome. I am making this on Friday! I would suggest getting some Fritos and some cheddar cheese to make a wierd nacho dish of sorts lol.